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Examples of Puns for Kids

pun is a joke that makes a play on words by using words that sound similar. It can also use different meanings of a word to make the saying funny.

Puns that Start with a Question

  • What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
  • How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones!
  • Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
  • Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site.
  • Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
  • Why are playing cards like wolves? They come in packs.
  • What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
  • What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop? Getting the scoop!
  • What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
  • What do baseball players eat on? Home plates!
  • Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
  • Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  • What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!
  • How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
  • Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
  • What’s purple and 5000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China!
  • What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render.

Puns About Animals

  • The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
  • He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.
  • In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  • Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.
  • A skunk fell in the river and stank to the bottom.
  • The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide.
  • The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.
  • The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
  • Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
  • What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

You can also take a look at these examples of puns and puns in literature to see more.

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